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It is clear that President Barack Obama is a racist. Clearly, in his not supporting David Paterson for governor of New York, the first black governor of the state, Obama is engaging in racism. Michelle Paterson, the governor’s wife agrees.

David’s the first African-American governor in the state of New York and he’s being asked to get out of the race. It’s very unusual and it seems very unfair.

Unusual indeed Michelle, unusual indeed. It would be odd if Paterson is being judged on his record and not his skin color, I mean he has a 17% approval rating and a $3B deficit, but he is black, so technically he is completely unaccountable. Since results are a nonissue the only possible motivation for not supporting the governor is race. The governor himself has admitted that the reason his approval ratings are so low is because he is black, he has also suggested they are low because Obama’s approval is so low, and that Obama’s approval is low because Obama is black. Therefore, if Obama disapproves of the governor, he himself must be a racist. QED.

But clearly Obama is not a racist because black people can’t be racist, therefore, he must be anti-disabled. Obama simply wants to support someone with more vision. I figured it out Michelle.

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